USA Taters

  • Home
  • About Us
  • Privacy Policy

Articles by Watt A Plonker

About Watt A Plonker
Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.
Breast Milk Satire for Lactating Taters

Pelosi Bill Requires Women to Donate Breast Milk to Refugee Families at Border

Watt A Plonker

Bill will establish “milking farms” for lactating women. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Gas Satire for Farting Taters

Biden Imposes 33% Gas Surcharge To Curb Demand, Slow Climate Change

Watt A Plonker

Proceeds to fund free electric scooters for inner cities. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Twitter Satire for Twits

Elon Musk To Reactivate Trump, Make Major Changes To Twitter

Watt A Plonker

Musk to completely transform the social media platform. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Disney Satire for Gullible Rubes

Elon Musk To Buy Majority Stake in Embattled Disney

Watt A Plonker

Musk vows to restore Disney reputation. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Salacious Satire For Silly Taters

First Lady Catches Joe Biden In Bed With Another Woman

Watt A Plonker

Salacious details inside […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Clinton Crimes and Satire

Federal Agents Investigating Clinton Foundation Killed In Massive Explosion

Watt A Plonker

They were about to charge the Clintons. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Borscht Satire With Extra Taters

Hunter Biden Arrested At Ukrainian Border

Watt A Plonker

President Biden’s son arrested for smuggling contraband across border. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Twitter Satire For The Twit In You

Twitter Lawsuit Shuts Down Trump’s “Truth Social” Network

Watt A Plonker

February launch of new social media site delayed indefinitely. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Twitter Satire For The Twit In You

Bill Gates Buys Twitter, Starts Suspending All Conservative Accounts

Watt A Plonker

Marjorie Taylor Green one of the first accounts permanently suspended. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Fictitious Clinton Satire for Gullible Taters

Ghislaine Maxwell Found Dead – Coroner Rules Homicide

Watt A Plonker

Maxwell dies shortly after offering to testify against Clintons in exchange for reduced sentence. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

OAN Inspired Satire

Biden’s FCC Moves to Revoke OAN, Newsmax Broadcast Licenses

Watt A Plonker

Biden begins “Silencing of the right.” […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Satire for the Closeted Male Tater

NASCAR Debuts Gay Pride Starter Flag, Requires Fans to Wear Gay Pride Lapels

Watt A Plonker

After purchase by Soros and VW, NASCAR fully embraces LGBTQ rights. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Satire for the Q in You

Paid Liberal Trolls Sue Soros Over Millions in Back Pay, Bonuses

Watt A Plonker

Soros accused of horrific working conditions. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Paranoia Inducing Satire

Fired SDNY Prosecutor Refusing to Leave Has Ties to Deep State, Clintons

Watt A Plonker

Berman tied to notorious deep state meeting place. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Posts navigation

1 2 »
Breast Milk Satire for Lactating Taters

Pelosi Bill Requires Women to Donate Breast Milk to Refugee Families at Border

Bill will establish “milking farms” for lactating women. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

NFL Jerky

NFL Will Replace National Anthem With “Less Controversial” Patriotic Song

[…] Click to Tate

Share this:

Borscht Satire With Extra Taters

New Rideshare App Will Drive Customers For Abortions

We need to nip this at the bud NOW. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Opinion: Trump Should File an Article 2 Motion To Impeach Nancy Pelosi

He’s the President. He can do it. […] Click to Tate

Share this:

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Minnesota Schools To Teach Arabic Numerals

[…] Click to Tate

Share this:

Fictional Wars On Other Miscellaneous Holidays

Antifa General : ‘Wait Until July 4th’

Are they coming to a town near you? […] Click to Tate

Share this:

  • Home
  • About Us
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright 1776 - 2906 - Paid Liberal Trolls of America