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About Norbert Heck
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.
Kamala's Make-Believe Children Behaving Badly Satire

Kamala’s Daughter Arrested in Portland Protests

Norbert Heck

No word on when she will be released from jail. […] Click to Tate

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AOC is crazy! Simple satire for simple people

Biden Gives AOC Millions from Social Security for Green New Deal

Norbert Heck

“Green energy is our future. Social security is of yesteryear.” […] Click to Tate

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California Satire For Rural Taters To Hate

Kamala to Rollout Abortion Voucher Program to All Girls 13 and Older

Norbert Heck

One of Kamala’s first items of business is to institute an abortion voucher program. […] Click to Tate

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Dream Come True For You Fan Fiction

Bette Midler Banned from Twitter For Habit of Harassing Trump

Norbert Heck

Looks like this washed-up old actress has had her megaphone taken away. […] Click to Tate

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Amy Schumer Donates $3 Million For Pet Abortions

Norbert Heck

We must take a stand! […] Click to Tate

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House Salad Satire with Ranch Dressing

Cuomo Orders the Arrest of Any Beautician Still Doing Hair in NY

Norbert Heck

More nanny-state overreach from the New York governor. […] Click to Tate

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House Salad Satire with Ranch Dressing

Liberal Elitist Stephen Colbert Breaking Social Distancing Rules on National TV

Norbert Heck

Just like liberals to be all, “do as I say, not as I do.” […] Click to Tate

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Celebriturd Satire

Paula Deen Coming Back to Food Network

Norbert Heck

She’s back, y’all! […] Click to Tate

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He said 'Let There Be Satire' - And It Was Good

Starbucks Giving All Employees Abortion Benefits

Norbert Heck

“Thanks to Obamacare, we are thrilled to be able to offer abortion care to all of our 500,000 employees worldwide at no cost to them or our company.” […] Click to Tate

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House Salad Satire with Ranch Dressing

Jordan and Meadows Ready to Make It a Federal Crime to Disrespectfully Photoshop the President

Norbert Heck

“We hope that these efforts will tone down the hateful rhetoric from the left that is currently being thrown towards President Trump. The greatest president our country has ever seen.” […] Click to Tate

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Celebriturd Satire

Official: Shakira’s Halftime Performance ‘Wink to Lesbian Roots’

Norbert Heck

“She included the ‘tongue whisper’ as a dog whistle to all of the gay and lesbian boys and girls watching the Super Bowl.” […] Click to Tate

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Celebriturd Satire

Tomi Lahran Organizing ‘Hands Across America’ To Show Our Love To Trump

Norbert Heck

She has perfect timing. […] Click to Tate

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Paranoia Inducing Satire

Iran’s State TV Calls Obama Their ‘Agent’

Norbert Heck

This all makes sense now. […] Click to Tate

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AOC is crazy! Simple satire for simple people

Ocasio-Cortez On the Budget : ‘We Pay Soldiers Too Much’

Another day, another stupid. […] Click to Tate

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Hot Potato

Ilhan Omar Spits On The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

The truth is right there in front of you. […] Click to Tate

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Hot Potato

Panel of 16 Judges Agrees: Barr Has Enough to Indict Clinton and Obama

Things are about to get interesting. […] Click to Tate

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Celebriturd Satire

Dolly Parton Blasts ‘Trump’s Child Cages’ on Fox

The country star flew into a rage on the subject. […] Click to Tate

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Animation Satire For Outraged Taters

Space Jam Reboot Will Use ‘Gender-Neutral’ Aliens

Isn’t it bad enough that they took the hot rabbit’s boobs away? […] Click to Tate

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Facebook Is Broken Satire

Biden Nominated for Nobel Prize

Here we go AGAIN! Just because. […] Click to Tate

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All New Iranian Related Satire!

New Iranian General Threatens Bombings On American Troops In Baghdad

[…] Click to Tate

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Make-Believe Winning Just For You

President Trump Submits IQ Test Results - Proves All the Haters Wrong

The truth is right there in front of you. […] Click to Tate

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Democrats Begin Massive Fraudulent Voter Registration Drive

Democrats are registering non-citizens and dead people to vote! […] Click to Tate

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