New Iranian General Threatens Bombings On American Troops In Baghdad

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The Iranians are showing us more and more each day why they are threats to our national security. They attacked our embassy and their General Soularmani had been planning meticulous attacks on US interests.

The elimination of said general at the hands of a missile ordered by President Trump has not caused him to chill out, as it should have. Instead, they have ramped up their rhetoric with respect to America. The latest comes from the slain general’s replacement, General Ou T’Kast, who has been making overtures to his nation planning a barrage on our own troops in Iraq.

With the ravings of a madman, T’Kast took to the podium today to spew vitriol and pound his chest, hoping to instilled fear:

“The Satan America will fear the great Iranian nation once again. I am a lion and will lead our country to victory, for thunder pounds when I stomp the ground, like a million elephants with silverback orangutans.

You can’t stop a train. Who want some? Don’t come unprepared. I’ll be there, and when I leave I will be a household name.

But this’ll be the year that we won’t forget, two-zero two-zero, Ano Domini, anything goes, be what you want because, as you know, consequences are given for living in the free Middle East.

You are disease ridden. I am the cure for cancer. I am the cure for AIDS. My bombs will cure all. They will hit it, quit it, rag top.

President Trump! Don’t pull that thing out unless you plan to bang. Don’t even bang unless you plan to hit. We are Iran we are strong.”

T’Kast is delusional if he thinks President Trump will let these threats be carried out. Iran is the only disease, and Trump is the cure.

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