Trump’s Cuban Travel Ban Gets Worldwide Approval

The truth is right in front of you.

President Trump today announced a new travel ban on Americans wishing to go to Cuba. The ban eliminates Americans ability to travel to the communist nation for education or recreation. Tourism to Cuba is now out.

And everybody is happy about it. All of America is happy because it reverses another disastrous Obama policy of opening ourselves up to the enemy and making ourselves vulnerable to the socialist disease.  And the rest of the world is happy too, none more so than Canada.

Upon hearing the news, Canadians rejoiced. They danced in the streets of Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver for their preferred Caribbean destination was to remain free of ‘the ugly American’. The party has been raging all day. Prime Minister Trudeau gave the entire population the day off work to bask in the glow of the news.

Above Average Canadian, Bob Sandhu, was jubilant as he pumped his fists into the air in celebration and explained why he now adores President Trump :

”F**k yeah! We love going to Cuba! It’s the one oasis in the entire world that is completely free from stupid Americans.

No Starbucks, no McDonald’s, no every other crappy fast food joint! It’s real, man. America ruins everything everywhere.

Canadians celebrate in Vancouver as only they do. Trump’s decision is expected to cost the city $20 million in damage.

Now we can keep travelling there, along with the rest of the world, without having to run into American influence. And best of all, without having to run into Americans themselves. That’s always been the biggest draw of Cuba! Hallelujah!

Go Trump! Maybe he’s not so bad after all!”

Once again President Trump has made a decision that the entire world will celebrate. That’s our president!

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