Top Imans Claim Pelosi Was Chosen By God To Impeach Trump

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A collection of leading Imans in the USA and Europe are making public statements about the impeachment proceedings currently taking place against our President Donald Jonah Trump. In particular, they have focussed their thoughts on the role of Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. And what they opine of her status is both shocking and ludicrous.

The Imans all agree that Pelosi was “chosen by God to impeach President Trump,” calling the investigation her “holy mission” to bring peace on earth. Iman Ali spoke for the vocal group in this statement:

“Nancy Pelosi is God’s messenger. She is the angel sent to destroy the devil, Donald Trump.

Hers is a divine mission. She cannot be stopped for our father above guides her hand. No weapon shall defeat her. She is the instrument of vengeance upon the evil that has taken root in America and that is spreading throughout the world.

Some have said that Trump was sent by God. That is a lie spread by Satan to fool those with evil in their hearts. Trump is Satan’s word personified.”

Clockwise from top left: Iman, Iman the Sumatran Rhino, Iman Shumpert, Chanel Iman, Iman Ali

Iman Ali is joined by Iman Zara Mohamed Abdulmajid, Iman Asante Shumpert, Chanel Iman, and Iman Rhino in expressing these sentiments. All are in solidarity with the message. But they are nothing. They are merely talentless figures and animals. Trump is the Lord’s representative of good and he will prevail.

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