The Team USA women’s national soccer team held a victory party last night in New York City to celebrate those week’s World Cup Championship. Everybody was there: the team, the coaches, the support staff, and local politicians and celebrities.
One of those local politicians was Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She got there early and began to schmooze with the team members immediately. Her focus was primarily on infamous lesbian team captain Megan Rapinoe. From the moment that Cortez entered the room, her eyes were focussed squarely on the captain. Before long, they were seen together, hand-in-hand, around the bar.
As the drinks begin to flow more through the night, they became closer and closer. AOC was heard to murmur into Rapinoe’s ear, “From the moment I first saw you on TV calling Cheeto a loser and telling him where he could put his invitation, I wanted your body to be intertwined with mine.”
Captain Megan purred in response,”YES! Let’s go (do lesbian stuff. Actual words far too graphic for print)”
The pair were last seen leaving the party together, arms wrapped around each other in a loving embrace.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez certainly does get around. She’s been seen with this everybody from Colin Kaepernick to Bill Clinton to Joe Biden. In the end, she is always dumped. Nobody wants to be with a socialist.
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