The Supreme Court of the United States has agreed to take on a case filed by the Daughters of the Confederacy challenging the validity of the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.
Over 100 years ago, women in the United States made a great stride toward equality when the 19th Amendment of the Constitution was formally ratified. Despite their constant irrational and emotional decision-making process, this has generally been seen to be a net positive for society.
Lately, the irrational behavior of female voters has been exposed. They overwhelmingly voted for Barack Hussein Obama twice and followed that up by an even more shameful act. They voted for Hillary Clinton by a 3 to 2 margin.
Fortunately, enough women knew their place well enough to do what their husbands commanded of them so that our Dear Leader still won a majority of all of the legal votes cast on his way to a dominant Electoral College victory.
As all rational and logical people know, Donald Trump is the best President we’ve ever had and we simply cannot take the chance that enough dumb liberal single women will vote, probably by mail, and definitely while getting an abortion or three to unseat our Dear Leader.
Preemptively, the Supreme Court made the decision by a 6 to 3 margin to disallow any of the female Justices from participating in the hearings and final decision, all but assuring that voting will go to back to the way it should and that we will be able to keep President Trump in office indefinitely.
Additionally, according to legal expert Sandy Batt, this landmark decision may create a path that will allow the President to dismiss the three female Justices and appoint his own hand-picked replacements. In this scenario, everyone wins and we will succeed in keeping America great again!