AOC Will Donate Her Brain To Science

The truth is right in front of you

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has publicly vowed that upon her death she will “do the right thing and donate her most valuable asset, her brain, to science for study.”

The surprise announcement came shortly after she attended a hospital fundraiser at which all guests were asked if they had an organ donation set up after their demise. Cortez had no clue what was meant by the question, saying she didn’t play any musical instruments but would gladly purchase an organ or a guitar or any other instrument right now for poor children in need. The entire ballroom of guests laughed uproariously at her dim witted response and she left in tears.

So her “generous” announcement of donation came after her staffers explained her gaffe to her. It was formulated in an effort to save face. But did it really? Is a “mind” that would say this really one science wants anything to do with?

“I’ll have you know that I am a genius. I know lots of stuff. Stuff nobody else knows. I can prove it. But you wouldn’t understand.”

Ms Cortez, I assure you, there isn’t a scientist on earth who wants a look at your brain….unless it’s just for a laugh.

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