Trump Knocks Out Journalist


If anything, over the past few months, President Donald Trump has been the epitome of patience and virtue, but, as we found out recently, even he has his limits when he knocked out reporter Joe Barron of the Newport News News Station.

Mr. Barron kept pressing the President on the wisdom of keeping Vice President Mike Pence so close to him at all times and whether that would make his daughter Ivanka jealous.

President Trump answered the question, stating that the issues at hand currently require the best brain, his, and that he needs Mike Pence there as his lapdog to build and maintain his confidence. Also, he said Ivanka knew that she alone holds a special place in his heart, which everyone accepted and was ready to move on.

Everyone, that is, except for Joe Barron. Mr. Barron wanted to know if the Vice President got a second scoop of ice cream, a second hamberder, and some extra cream for his covfefe, among other things.

To his credit, while visibly agitated, the President did his best to answer the questions and move on, however, when Mr. Barron laughed at the President’s answers, the President blew his temper.

“Why do you look at me when you hate me? Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too? I sense a smell of retribution in the air. I don’t even understand why the heck you even care. And I don’t need your jealousy, yeah.  Why drag me down in your misery? And when you stare you don’t think I feel it but I’m gonna deal it back to you in spades. I’ll be writin’ down your obituary…history!”

Trump then fully cocked back and knocked Mr. Barron into next week. That’s what you get when you cross our President. If he could take down someone as tough as Joe Barron, Joe Biden doesn’t stand a chance in November.

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