Chuck Schumerâs precious niece, Amy, recently had a child. One would think that such an event, like becoming a mother, would start to calm the foul-mouthed liberal harlot.
But, reality couldnât be further from that notion. Oh no, Ms. Schumer seems to have gone the other way. Sheâs decided to invest in a pet abortion clinic! In a statement issued by her agent, Joe Barron, the b-list celebrity says:
“After experiencing growing a child and then birthing it, Iâve decided that the truth is, letting domesticated animals have babies is abusive! Obviously, we donât want more unwanted pets, but even more, we donât want our female pets put through such a horrific experience, like giving birth and becoming a mother.
So, Iâm thrilled to announce that Iâm funding a new clinic called the Procrastinatorâs Spay and Neuter Center (brought to you by Bob Barker). This option will allow pet owners to bring in their pets up until the moment they give birth and get rid of those little inconveniences. Itâs fast and affordable.
We are especially excited about the options available for hamsters, and goldfish. Small pets deserve reproductive choices, too!”
These liberalsâ depravity has no end.
Betty Jo McMillihan of Canton, Ohio plans to stage protests at every vetâs office across the town to protest these types of procedures.
“Pro-life doesnât just apply to human beings. Pet abortions are just as wrong! They are even more wrong! A pet canât choose an abortion. There is no choice there. These people are violently making these decisions for these precious pets. Amy Schumer is a terrible pet mother and she shouldnât be allowed to have a cat ever again.”
Bob Barker would be so unhappy to know that his name is on such an establishment. He was an advocate for spaying and neutering. Picking the pockets of female cats and dogs, deballing the boys — it was his calling and it was a noble cause.
Leave it to the Schumers to ruin a good thing with making it about abortion. Liberals.
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